And Yet…

so nothing new as this far. i’m eating oatmeal before i go back to work. i haven’t been laid in almost four weeks. i was cool with one a week, but now even that’s been taken away. oh well, doesn’t matter much to be at this point.
i’m out.

And So…

This blog will no longer have reviews on it. I’m getting out of the whole reviewing business. It holds little spark for me. I don’t know what this blog will be filled with yet, but I’ll figure something out.
Why are you getting out of ‘the whole reviewing business’?
Simple. Sex doesn’t fascinate me anymore. I used to think about it a lot, but I feel that it was more due to the fact that sex was still new and unknown to me.
Maybe you should spice it up a bit, ya know, make it not so vanilla.
While that could be a possibility, I don’t see it happening. It’s not the sex I’m getting now that doesn’t interest me, it’s sex in general. My husband and I have sex once a week (Sunday or Monday), and I’m alright with that. I wasn’t at one time, but I’ve gotten over that. It’s one of those things that you know you just can’t change, and it ceases to bother you, and while a part of me is saddened by this realization, another sighs in resignation. There’s very little fight left in me for that sort of thing.
Another thing that no longer bothers me: when my husband doesn’t immediately jump up to assist in housework. Oh, I steam a bit, but then I realize that, ‘Hey, if I wanted help all I had to do is ask, and well I didn’t ask, therefore he won’t know that I want help.’
(my toes are cold)
Another thing: Unless by some miracle, I will never be a housewife. It used to be something I would strive for, taking care of my house and making it look nice for my husband when he returned home. However, for that year that I was a ‘housewife’ I wasn’t a very good one. He ended up doing all the work while I lounged about like a blob on a log. I know now that unless we win the lottery, it isn’t going to happen. Even if he made enough money to comfortably support us financially, he wouldn’t like the thought of me not working, and him being the sole provider. Ergo, it’s to housekeeping I go. I’m starting to bring my work home with me as well. Once I get done cleaning there, I come home and do it. No matter how much my feel are hurting, or my back or hip, I need to just take an Ibuprofen. Why should I ask my hard-working husband to clean up, if I’m not willing to do it myself?
That’s about all I have to say this morning. Oh, by the way, it’s my anniversary.

Another Quick Update While My HotPocket Cools…

Okay, I’m thinking of starting a secondary blog, so I’ll have one for reviews, and one for general shit. Maybe? I don’t know I haven’t decided.
Weight Loss Update:
For the last two weeks, I’ve been at a steady 216.2 lbs. We just got my brother’s Bowflex last night, so tonight we’ll begin working out daily. It’s awesome I’m so excited. So, this morning I stepped on the scale to see where I was, and it read: 213.8lbs, which is so killer.
That’s my update.

Something Really Quick!

Before I go to work, I wanted to say…

I’VE LOST THREE POUNDS!!

I’m active at work (housekeeping), and figured since I do physical work, I would start taking some diet pills and eat right.  I keep my calorie intake under 1600 (or at least do my very best), and take the stairs as much as possible.  Since my weight loss started on August 1st, I have lost three (3) pounds, starting at 217 and am  now down to 214.  I’m coming for YOU, Juliettia!!

GoVibe Red — Review

This is definitely not my favorite toy in my collection. In fact, it’s one I’ve put to the far back. It measures about 4”, or about the length of your palm, comes in clear, red, purple, and pink. Granted, it is petite and discreet, but has little to no actual power. It is made of simple plastic, making it easy to clean with toy cleaner and a cloth. The GoVibe uses one Aa battery, which is okay, but the moment you give it a fraction of a twist, it comes to life, and can sometimes be hard to turn off. There are no different speeds to this product, just one low level buzz that doesn’t do anything for those of us who need more power. As to the claim of being waterproof, I have not tried this in the shower, but I would probably consider it more splashproof than anything, as I feel submerging it in a tub would quickly render it useless. If I had to recommend this to someone, I say someone who doesn’t require a lot of vibrations in order to achieve an orgasm, as this won’t get any one else off.

Berman Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner 6.2 oz. — Review

There is only so much you can say about a toy cleaner. This particular product comes from the sex doctors Berman and Berman. It has the classic purple spray top I’ve come to associate with this line of products, and a clear decal clearly stating its intended purpose. The cleaner has no noticable smell, doesn’t leave your toys feeling sticky and in need of another wash, and it can be used in the privacy of your own bedroom, so you don’t have to make a run to the bathroom to clean your toys before playing with them. In the past I’ve had that issue, being excited and wanting to play only to realize that my play-things didn’t get washed after the last use. Problem solved! This product makes it easy to give the toy a few squirts, and voila! After wiping with a clean cloth, your toy is good as new, and squeaky clean. What’s not to love? Plus, it doesn’t leave the designated cloth or towel crunchily suspicious. However, for some toys you really should go ahead and use warm water and anti-bacterial soap, such as jel-Lee and others. This is a great product for anyone and everyone.

And…Wow

Yep, I’m still kicking. I haven’t been reviewing, shame on me, but I’m trying to get around to finishing up what I have, and possibly getting more. I now have a job, and spend my evenings with my husband, so you can see why I don’t want to spend a lot of time on the computer. But I will get there!
I miss talking to my friend, Juliettia. Granted even when we do talk it’s more like heyhihello and shit like that, but still. I miss it.
Lily is growing. Zombie cat is more skin than actual fat. I’m still fat. For some reason when the new WoW patch (3.3.2) came out last week, my computer wouldn’t update, saying some file couldn’t be renamed. Usually this is solved by reinstalling, yet for some reason now it won’t work at all. No repair, no reinstall, no WoW. At least I got to level 80, so small consolation there.
Our new Xbox 360 is great, I really love Soul Calibur 4, but atm I’m trying to beat Mortal Combat v. DC. We are going to get a new 40″ LCD tv next month, so that will be awesome to play Halo ODST co/op on.
Mother-in-Law will be here on July 7-July 13. Not too bad, just don’t know what we’re going to do to keep her entertained while we work. Oh well.
My own mother has her hysterectomy on July 13 to solve a severe cramp, a prolapsed uterus and dropped bladder. Ouch.
The Guild starts its new season on July 13th as well, so I highly recommend you go watch it, as it rocks socks. What will happen since Sid slept with the guild leader of a rival guild? We shall soon find out.
I’m going to get a new tattoo on my right forearm, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, but I can’t decide whether or not I want to do just the horseheads colored as they are supposed to be, or if I want to do them MLP style, which would be just awesome. SO hopefully I’ll get that…soon. Lol.
Other than that there’s no other updates. I have to go to work. TTYL