Still Working On It

Wow, haven’t reviewed anything worth while lately, but I hope to be getting back into the groove of things. Juliettia recommended PinkCherry.com, so I’m hoping I’ll be accepted there. I’ll let you all know!!

Um….Thank You????

I’ve never been so happy so see blood in the toilet until today, isn’t that f-ed up??? After this recent pregnancy scare, you think I’d be doing more about it, like, I don’t know, going on a more regular form of birth control instead of just condoms, right? WRONG!! BWUAHAHAH!! My body has defeated any possible baby once again, and I love it!

Never, since I was 12, have I had a normal cycle. In the beginning I was semi regular, you know, missing a month here and there, la de da. Well, since 2007, it’s been getting a little dodgy. Five periods that year. Five. Out of 12. Seven the next year. 2008 I think I had about 10, which is getting better, and so far this year about 10 as well.

This time, however, I was extremely worried that I might possible be pregnant. I did some reading, and had some signs. Excess fatigue and mood swings, late period, back aches and tender breasts. I was like FOOK!!! But, as of today, it’s official. No baby. YAY OMG!! Lol.

I’ll be posting a review in a few days hopefully. Do you read them minus Juliettia? LIARS!!!

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True Love Rabbit Review

I have to admit I was a bit intimated by this at first. I’d never had a rabbit vibrator before, and wasn’t sure where to start. I saw this product, and thought it looked fun. The colors are simple, and yet I loved them immensely (soft pink and clear TPR silicone mesh together to make a beautiful toy). The head is shaped like that of an actual penis, and even has a tiny slit for a pee-hole as well, a nice touch, I think. To me, the rabbit seemed incredibly huge, but comfortable, and the diameter is a nice size as well.

It is very noisy, and I found I couldn’t use it with my husband around without killing the mood. The red LED light is distracting as well! When squeezing your internal muscles, the beads clank together, and the motor sounds like it’s about to come apart. It can put you off your orgasm, wondering if it’s going to break inside you (it doesn’t of course!).

The vibrations created by the 3 Aa batteries were immensely powerful, but I couldn’t bring myself over the edge into orgasm. The multi-function was nice, as were the intense levels of vibrations in both the shaft and the clitoral-butterfly. Overall, a nice rabbit vibrator, but nothing to get super excited about.

Sterling Collection #4 Review

A classic bullet vibrator with a soft velvety coating on the bullet itself. The power from 3 Aa batteries was incredible! I could almost feel my hand getting numb from the power, albeit it still worked awesomely. The battery clasp in the back was great, because I felt that it wasn’t going to pop open at the wrong moment and through my session in the toilet.

However, the second time I used this product, the multi-function had gone out of it, and it wouldn’t turn off! Imagine my disappointment! One speed only, at about medium strength. Sadly, I had to get rid of it because the third time it wouldn’t even turn on. I’m not sure if mine just malfunctioned or what, but I don’t think this is something I will get again.

Kookie Riding Crop Review:

I’ve always been a fan of riding crops, I’m not really sure why. Whips just don’t excite me, and chains don’t get me off. My husband is the same way. We felt the need to expand our sexual horizons, and thought that a riding crop might be a good transition from the classic to maybe something a little naughtier. We surely weren’t disappointed.

The Kookie Riding Crop appears to be your typical riding crop. Made of black leather and nylon, it’s a little longer than your forearm, and fits comfortably in your hand. The white threading in the leather part still hasn’t frayed after repeated use, so it seems like it will last for quite some time. It appears well made and sturdy, and delivers a nice smack wherever (and whenever) you wish. It feels great for harder smacks, and lighter taps depending on your personal preferences. My husband doesn’t like to be smacked with it, but rather prefers it to be gently glided along his sides and back. I’m happy to oblige, though I like it a little harder.

Unfortunately the handle has a habit of sliding down the recoil, and you continually have to push it back up. Basically the only adjustment I think this product could benefit from would be a wrist strap. With my experience, it would be a lot handier to have it dangling from your wrist whenever you need it, instead of putting it down and then having to look for it when the urge strikes. When it comes to cleaning (I suppose you could always smack your twat with it or something of the kind), basic soap and warm water should do the trick. Overall, there’s nothing absolutely special about this product, but I feel that it is excellent for both pros and novices looking for something naughty.

Note: As of recently, Babeland is no longer carrying this product. You can find many other wonderful things here:

And Baby Makes…

Just got back from the hospital. Why you ask? The girl woman who is to become my sister-in-law in less than one month had her first ultrasound today. The father wasn’t able to go, so who stepped in? The last person you’d expect: ME!
There are so many reasons I never want to get pregnant, and today only added to that list. Although I do have to admit I teared up a little when they showed us the actual fetus itself, all tiny and shit. The heartbeat just takes your breath away (it did me, but don’t tell her I said that). Anyway anyways, long story short, I will gain a new sister on November 7th, and a new niece or nephew on (hopefully) May 31st, 2010.
Got my new riding crop today, will hopefully be able to test it out soon. This period has been a killer, honestly the worst I’ve ever experienced. I’ve never bled like I did this week; I was soaking through a super tampon and pad in maybe two hours, maybe less. It sucked donkey assholes. Okays, I think that’s all I have to report, not that anyone reads this. Or do you?

Finger Pretty

I absolutely love this little vibe! It’s a nice size at 4” long and 1” wide, and is curved like a finger, with a flat bottom that feels amazing on all your special spots. It’s not too loud, and doesn’t lack on power. Plastic is so easy to clean, with antibacterial soap and warm water or your favorite toy cleaner, and it doesn’t have any awkward smell or taste that I noticed. It’s a wonderful addition in the shower or tub to relieve tension where the hot water can’t. I love to use this during penetration, because if you’re like me and have short arms, the natural contour (hence the name) allows you to reach those spots just our of reach when you’re on your knees. Also it includes the one (1) Aa battery that the toy requires. However, there is a slight downside. It can be hard to open. That’s the only thing I found wrong with this. A definite must have!